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25 Funniest Happy Gilmore Quotes

Happy Gilmore is a 1996 American sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan and produced by Robert Simonds. A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house. The Happy Gilmore character is loosely based on Sandler's childhood friend Kyle McDonough, who played ice hockey and would golf with Sandler as they grew up. Adam Sandler played the role of Happy Gilmore. Others casts are Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin, Julie Bowen as Virginia Venit, Frances Bay as Grandma, Bob Barker as Bob Barker.

I Was Just Looking For The Other Half Of This Bottle. Happy Gilmore
What? I Didn't Break It. I Was Just Testing Its Durability. Happy Gilmore
If I Saw Myself In Clothes Like That, I’d Have To Kick My Own A--. Happy Gilmore
You little son of a b-- ball! Why don’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home? Happy Gilmore
Don’t push me, Bob! Now’s not the time. Happy Gilmore
Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a c--? Happy Gilmore
Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy, tap, tap, taparoo. Happy Gilmore
I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good looking. I’m not attractive. Happy Gilmore
I am good. You know what, you’re a lousy kindergarten teacher. I’ve seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck. Happy Gilmore
Damn you people! Go back to your shanties! Happy Gilmore
What? Friends listen to ‘Endless Love’ in the dark. Happy Gilmore
That’s my p-- baby. Don’t ever touch my p--! Happy Gilmore
Here, eat that and leave us alone! Happy Gilmore
Holy sh-t. Talk about your all-time backfires. Happy Gilmore
That guy's driving me *crazy*! Happy Gilmore
You eat pieces of sh-t for breakfast? Happy Gilmore
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat a--. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge a--. Happy Gilmore
Now you’re gonna get it Bobby. Happy Gilmore
He shouldn’t have been standing there. Happy Gilmore
Somebody’s closer. Happy Gilmore
You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up! Happy Gilmore
Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say? Happy Gilmore
Alright, let's go! Happy Gilmore

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