303 WhatsApp Status (Love, Sad, Funny And Attitude)

Whatsapp is an application that most of us use every day. Whatsapp status is one major feature of the app. It is a 24-hour lasting message for your friends on the platform. You can find many great statuses for Whatsapp online. Here we have gathered 300 what's app status in one place. Let us start from here.


101 WhatsApp Love Status 

You stole my heart but I’ll let you keep it.
You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
When I hold you in my arms, I feel like I’m holding the whole world.
Love is the only word to describe what we’ve been through together.
I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
My heart is perfect because you are inside.
True love does not have a happy ending, because true love doesn’t end.
I made a wish and you came true.
We’re not perfect, but we’re perfect for each other.
Me and you. We could make the world jealous.
You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
When I count my blessings i count you twice.
Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
Whatever our souls are made of, your’s and mine are the same.
You never love someone because they’re beautiful, they are beautiful because you love them.
We live once we die once love happens even once.
My love for you keeps increasing every second.
Your smile is the cutest thing ever.
You are the only clock that’s ticking in my heart.
If it is real, it will never be over.
Every moment I spent with you, is like a beautiful dream come true.
Love has no voice, It can be explained by eyes.
Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
I’ve fallen in love many times but always with you.
I want vitamin “U”
We Fal In Love By Chance. We Stay In Love By Choice.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
You are the story of my life.
My heart's always yours!
Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
Love is like a Air.. We can’t see it but! we can feel it..
You are one of those beautiful things that happened to my life and made my life worthwhile
My favorite place in this world is”your heart” I want to live here forever.
I can’t see myself without you. Sold My Soul to You ♥
The heart that loves, stays always young.
I still fall for you every day.
There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
You think you’re one of millions but you’re one in a million to me.
If I Know What Is Love, Just Because Of You.
Suddenly all the love songs are about you.
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
I want another day with you.
I didn’t choose you, My heart did.
Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other
When I saw you, I feel that I get a new life.
Love is just love, it can never explained.
Everything is fair in Love and War.
I can’t go a day without thinking about you.
Your sweet smile becomes my addiction.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Loving you was of the best decisions of my life.
If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came, and never left.
Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?
One Boy- Thousand Feelings.
We forget the whole world after seeing these eyes.
In life I need only you!
Love grows as we choose to act in love towards others.
What is love? In math: an equation; in history: a war; in chemistry: a reaction; in art: a heart; in me: YOU.
Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life.
My Hearts beats only for you.
The power of your smile should never be underestimated. It melts my heart and touches my soul.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Love is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you.
I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.
Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
All love stories are beautiful but ours is my favorite.
And I can’t help but stare, ’cause I see truth somewhere in your eyes.
Let us always meet each other with a smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.
Your love is like a flame that lights up my path.
When I am with you, the only place I want to be is closer.
Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
I never feared death or trying. I only feared to lose you.
Love never fails and when it fails in life, then it is not love.
You and I make a wonderful WE.
I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have…. I always will
So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. Pablo Coelho
When love is not madness it is not love. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
My heart is and always will be yours. Jane Austen
Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment. It is the ultimate truth the lies at the heart of creation. Rabindranath Tagore
I never had a moment’s doubt. I love you. I believe in you completely. You are my dearest one. My reason for life. Ian McEwan
Cause all of me loves all of you. Love your curves and all your edges, all your perfect imperfections. John Legend
Love is like war, easy to begin but very hard to stop. H.L. Mencken
I love her, and that’s the beginning and end of everything. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Aristotle
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end. Benjamin Disraeli
Take my hand, take my whole life too. I can’t help falling in love with you. Elvis Presley
For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. Rosemonde Gerard
Take a piece of my heart and make it all your own, so when we are apart, you’ll never be alone. Shawn Mendes
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage. Lao Tzu
Thank you for loving me, for being my eyes when I couldn’t see. Bon Jovie
I love you right up to the moon – and back. Sam McBratney
I love you much (most beautiful darling) more than anyone on the earth and I like you better than everything in the sky. E.E. Cummings
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. Winnie the Pooh
Don’t wanna know another kiss. No other name falling off my lips. Lady Gaga
I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Scott Adams
I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there’s a life after that, I’ll love you then. Cassandra Clare
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

101 Funny WhatsApp Status 

Hey there WHATSAPP is using me.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.
Good morning, let the stress begin.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Zombies are looking for brains. Don’t worry, you’re safe.
I’m not avoiding work. I’m just on battery saver mode.
I woke up this way.
I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is… Scaring men is easy.
Hey there, I’m using my parents.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
If people are talking behind your back, that’s a good time to fart.
I’m not actually funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
Don’t use the bathroom in your dream, It’s a setup.
Hey, I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not, just read this message again.
Not all men are fools; some stay single.
I will go into survival mode if tickled.
After Monday and Tuesday, every calendar says WTF.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Obviously not me. Get over it.
Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
You drink too much and gossip too much. Let’s be friends.
Can’t talk, telepathy only!
The earth’s rotation really makes my day.
Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
Never laugh at your partner’s choices… You’re one of them.
I’m in shape. “Potato” is a shape.
Born at a very young age.
Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Someday you’ll go far, and I hope you stay there.
Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones.
Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
I’m not short, I’m a people McNugget.
Welcome to WhatsApp. Our specials tonight are grouper and chicken ala king.
My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.
Wanted By Many, Taken By None, Talking To Some, Just Waiting For One.
There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
I’m already ready for tomorrow’s nap.
An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist is afraid this might be true.
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
1 in 4 people is crazy. Look at your 3 closest friends, if they seem OK, you’re the one!
Love comes at first sight; injuries too.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
When someone hates you for no reason. Give them a reason.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
When I was born… I was so surprised… that’s why I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
The best way to lie is, to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams.
Made a list so that I wouldn’t forget anything, then I forgot where I put the list.
My phone is in airplane mode, WTF it’s not flying!
Facebook is the only place where you can talk to the wall
All animals are good but some can cause a serious problem to you !
I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I sure do.
Don’t steal because it’s the government’s job.
Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
My Room Is Not Messy, It Is An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit.
Last seen 1985!
I’m so tired, my tired is tired.
I Am gonna Make my Status High, better you too Focus on your Status only.
Scratch here to see my status.
My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.
We are WTF generation……. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
Busy at this moment…free forever.
One hat says to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Read books instead of reading my status!
Girl, you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I am blaming you.
Life is Short so Chat Fast.
At least Some Mosquito’s are attracted to me.
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
You have the perfect face to become Radio Jockey.
The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
AwesoME ends with ME and UGLY Starts with YOU.
I pretend to work and They pretend to pay me.
Me? Sarcastic? Never.

101 Sad WhatsApp Status 

Those who are heartless once cared too much.
My Silence Is Just Another Word For Pain.
Alive or just breathing?
People Cry, Not Because They’Re Weak. Its Because They’ve Been Strong For Too Long.
The scars you can`t see are the hardest to heal.
Sometimes, I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.
Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
Crying Is The Only Way Your Eyes Speak When Your Mouth Can’T Explain How Things Made Your Heart Break.
The Moment When You Burst Out Crying In You Room & You Realize That No One Know How Unhappy You Are.
Words But Deeper Than Knives. A Knife Can Be Pulled Out, Words Are Embedded Into Out Soul.
Pain Is The Only Thing That Makes Me Feel Alive. I Will Never Be Good Enough For You. I Got That.
Love can be magic. But sometimes, magic is just an illusion.
People Change For Two Reason : They Have Learned A Lot Or They Have Been Hurt Too Many Times.
Behind My Smile Is Everything You’ll Never Understand.
You Lose Yourself Trying To Hold On To Someone Who Doesn’t Care About Losing You.
I Am Tired Of Fightin. For Once, I Want To Be Fought For.
It’s Not Always The Tears That Measure The Pain. Sometimes It’s The Smile We Fake.
Even If We Can’T Be Together In The End, I Am Still Glad You Were A Part Of My Life.
I Feel Like A Balloon…Looking Bright & Cheerful, But Empty And Lonely Inside.
My tears are like anchors that sink my heart to the depths of the deepest ocean.
There Is Nothing More Depressing Than Having It All And Still Feeling Sad.
Trust Is Like Papers. Once It’S Crumpled It Can’t Be Perfect Again.
Its So Hard To Pretend Not To Love A Person When You Really Do.
Sick Of Crying, Tired Of Trying, Yes I’M Still Smiling But Inside I’M Dying.
Oh, I’M Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.
Every Time I Trust Somebody, They Show Me Why I Shouldn’T.
Tears Are Words Too Painful For A Broken Heart To Speak.
Time does’t really Heal the heart.It just makes the heart forget all the pain.
Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn.
Cry as I may these tears won’t wash you away.
Our sweetest songs are those that tell of the saddest thoughts.
If you leave without a reason dont come back with an excuse.
Pretending like u dont care about ur past & acting like u’ve moved on..hurts alot !
People walk away easily but they leave their memories with us forever.
I know i never even had any chance with you but it still hurts seeing you with someone.
Life’s a prison when you’re in love alone.
Love Sometimes Comes Like A Dream And Leaves Likes A Nightmare.
Never make someone a priority, when all you are to them is an option.
I bet you’ll never remember what I will never forget.
It’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
It’s never going to be the same again. And that’s whats killing me.
I hate it when crying is the only way to feel better sad
I love crying in the rain. because when i do, no one can hear the pain.
Listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye.
Never trust those people who don’t understand your feelings
Never put your happiness in someone else’s hands…
No one will ever understand how much it hurts
The wrong person will never give you what you want, but they’ll make sure they get what they want from you.
Love Is My Favourite Mistake.
The hardest to do is waking up without you.
I fell for you, but you didn’t catch me.
It’s hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
It hurts and you don’t know it. Life is often cruel.
Pretending like you don’t care about your past & acting like you’ve moved on, Hurts!
Crying doesn`t make me weak, it just makes me look so.
Once you lose someone, it’s never exactly the same person who comes back.
Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worse kind of suffering.
Six letters, two words, easy to say, hard to explain, harder to do. MOVE ON.
If you fall in love… be ready for the tears..!!
If you have to convince someone you’re right for them, then they aren’t right for you.
The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.
The hardest thing is to hurt yourself for the sake of others’ happiness.
The hardest thing I will ever do is walk away still loving you.
Do not judge. You do not know what storm I have walked through.
Maybe I was born to be sad.
Heavy Hearts, Like Heavy Clouds In The Sky, Are Best Relieved By The Letting Of A Little Water.
And now you’ve lost the only thing that ever made you feel alive.
Disappointed but not surprised.
Worst feeling is not being lonely. It’s being forgotten by someone you could not forget.
The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained.
Poor man walks miles to earn the food & rich man walks miles to digest the food.
My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.
Yes, I’ve changed. Pain does that to people.
You’ll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours.
I felt so much that I started to feel nothing.
I just want to fall asleep until i don;t miss you anymore.
I am the one that said “Goodbye”, It’s over” but I’m the one crying.
It’s hard to really move on when you’re yet to understand why you broke up in the first place.
We used to talk for hours on end & now its like we never knew each other.
No matter the amount of happy memories we created together, once we broke up, we become strangers.
I need some Time alone with Myself.
Part of me aches at the thought of her being so close yet so untouchable.
Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.
Let no one think I gave in.
Sometimes your eyes are not the only place the tears fall from.
It hurts when something good ends, but it hurts even more if you cling to it, knowing that its not there.
Smile. It’S Easier Than Explaining Why You Re Sad.I Don’T Think You Know What You Are Doing To Me.
With each passing day, I’m finding out more and more who my real friends are.
Seeing people change isn’t what hurts. What hurts is remembering who they used to be.
It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.
As I’m trying to make everyone else happy I’m making myself miserable in the process.
You made me cry, you told me lies, but I can’t stand to say goodbye.
Always feels like is going the wrong way on a one way street…
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
It’s weird how the happiest memories drive you to tears.
We are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love. – Sigmund Freud
I was adored once too. – William Shakespeare
It Hurts To Let Go, But Sometimes It Hurts More To Hold On.


Attitude Status For WhatsApp 

I’M Not Special , I’M Just Limited Edition.
I Forgive But Never Forgot.
Love me or Hate me I’m still gonna shine.
My Attitude Based On How You Treat Me.
Fake People Have Image To Main. Real People Just Don’T Care.
I Am Who I Am. Your Approval Is Not Needed.
Life Will Give You Exactly What You Need, Not What You Want.
Your Silence Is The Best Response To A Fool.
I Never Insult People I Only Tell Them What They Are.
Hurt Me With Truth But Never Comfort Me With Lie.
Never do it for free if you are good at anything.
Am odd but also number one.
I don’t have an attitude! Well, I just have a personality you can’t handle.
How high u go, Stay low.
Normal is boring.
The Biggest Slap To Your Enemies Is Your Success.
I Know I Am Awesome, So I Don’T Care About Your Opinion.
I’ll either find a way or make one.
Zero expectations, Zero disappointments.
Attitude is my favorite accessory.
Hate me or love me, but you will never be able to change me.
Me And My Wife Live Happily For 25 Years And Then We Met.
Don’t play with me because I am a champion.
Beauty is just skin deep, but attitude comes from the bone.
Sometimes, It Is Good To Be Yourself.
You Are A Designer Of Your Own Destiny. Make It Better.
They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Smile in front of those who hate you – It kills them.
Treat me like a Queen & I’ll treat u like a king.
I am not as dumb as you look.
Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?
I am not getting older, I am just becoming a classic.
Always wear ur invisible crown.
Style Is A Reflection Of Your Attitude And Personality.
Yeah, go judge me, you loser!
Your Attitude May Hurt Me But, Mine Can Kill You.
Not rude, just plain honest.
Mystery is synonymous with me.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
You pull me down to your level, n then u beat me by experience!
I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh it’s your Attitude.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
Their opinions don’t define me.
If you can follow all the rules then there is no fun!
Haters make me famous.
Born with winner Quality’s.
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
Say it on my face, I don’t like voicemails.
Problem is not the Problem., Problem is your bad attitude.
The sky above me, Earth below me, Fire within me.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
Breaking rules is my hobby.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
I only listen to the voices inside me.
Solo ride until I die.
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…
I complete me.
Who cares if you like me or not, not everyone is blessed with good taste.
Valuable, not available.
Original and limited edition.
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
I’m 98% sure, you don’t like me, But I’m 100% sure, I Don’t Care!!
Watch me win at life.
Stop Checking My Status ! Go Get A Life!
I don’t Have bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
People May Hear Your Words, But They Feel Your Attitude.
On a journey of self-discovery.
Tigress disguised as a human girl.
Life’s a gamble and I will win it with all my strategies.
You will judge me at the beginning, and you will love me at the end.
I Allow Myself To Be Badass Confident In All That I Do.
Favorite position is that of a CEO.
Sunshine mixed with a little Hurricane.
Break me again to see what I am made of.
I can kill with kindness and bury with a smile.
Unapologetically being myself.
You have no permission to destroy my inner peace.
Can’t keep up with me, no matter how hard you try.
Embracing my imperfections.
Attitude is like underwear, Don’t show it.. just wear it!
Powerful girls come in all shapes and sizes.
Seek no validation.
Do you think I’m bad? Then you’re wrong. I am the worst.
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Not fragile like a flower, am as fragile as a bomb.
Love me, hate me. But you cannot ignore me.
Don’t just see the scars on my body. Try and feel the heat in my blood.
Failure doesn’t scare me a bit.
The Biggest Slap To Your Enemies Is Your Success.
I like walking the path less taken.
Creating my future, not predicting it.
Rising above the storm to shine like the sun.
Being stylish comes from my DNA.
Never let anyone dull my sparkle.
Elegance never goes out of style.
Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.

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