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33 Humorous Quotes

Humorous is having or showing a sense of humour. Many humorous quotes are found. Humour is always a need for human mind. We collected 33 humorous quotes and crafted a collection of humorous quotes and sayings.


If at first you don’t succeed, skydivings not for you. - S. Johns
The trouble with being in a rat race is that even when you win you’re still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
Three may keep a secret if two are dead. - Ben Franklin
Trust in Allah but tie your camel. - Old Muslim Proverb
We developed language because of our deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
All would live long but none would be old. - Ben Franklin
With the mouth, one can ford the wildest river. - Ethiopian
A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. - John Florio
Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are fools. - George Chapman
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away. - Cassandra Chatfield
Love your neighbor; yet don’t pull down your hedge. - Ben Franklin
You’ve got the brain of a four year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. - Groucho Marx
Being young is a fault that diminishes daily. - Swedish
Creditors have better memories than debtors. - Ben Franklin
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. - Charlotte Whitton
Love is blind but not the neighbors. - Mexican
When we think we lead, we are most led. - Henry James Byron
It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later. - Franklin Roosevelt
If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romanian Proverb
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G. K. Chesterton
If a frog didn’t hop, he wouldn’t bump his butt. - Sarah Isabelle Wendt
Golf: A good walk ruined. - Mark Twain
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Ben Franklin
Everyone has the right to be stupid but you’re abusing the privilege. - Shiv Daddar
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
Dying while young is a boon in old age. - Yiddish
Twice cut off and still too short.
There is no waste of time like making explanations. - Benjamin Disraeli
The sheik’s miracles are those of his own telling. - Turkish
The difference between the Pope and your boss…. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. - courtesy of Jack Shea
Sacred cows make great hamburgers. - Michael Thompson
Public money is like holy water; people help themselves. - Italian
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