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21 Mother In Law Quotes

Mother In Law is one of the most important parts of every conjugal life. Mother in-laws are terrible sometimes. This is a collection of quotes on mother-in-law and mother-in-law sayings.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. - Les Dawson
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. - St. Jerome
The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that. - Allen Toussaint
If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room. - Lyndon B. Johnson
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. - Vladimir Zhirinovsky
Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. - Juvenal
The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law. - John Grisham
Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp. - Marilyn vos Savant
A mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world. - Caroline Pafford Miller
When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. - Lou Gehrig
A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law. - Sin-Itiro Tomonaga
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert H. Humphrey
The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. - Benjamin Walker
The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. - Les Dawson
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. - H. L. Mencken
Scrum is like your mother-in-law, it points out ALL your faults. - Ken Schwaber
To have one's mother-in-law in the country when one lives in Paris, and vice versa, is one of those strokes of luck that one encounters only too rarely. - Honore de Balzac
Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law. - Lou Holtz
Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints. - Emily Yoffe
A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. - Jaime Lerner
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