30 Moron Quotes

A moron is a person who doesn't understand who is a "Moron". Morons are everywhere to make us feel ridiculous. This is a collection of 30 quotes on morons and morons' sayings.

Every great thinker is someone else's moron. - Umberto Eco

As you get older, you're humbled by the fact that you're a moron. - Ana Kasparian

When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead. - Robin Hobb

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. - Ted Rall

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. - Clive James

The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. - H.L. Mencken

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development. - Ernest Hemingway

The computer is a moron. - Peter Drucker

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst. - Agatha Christie

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential. - William Thomas

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster. - Ken Livingstone

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. - Frank Zappa

All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish. - Vivienne Westwood

Being a nurturer isn't being a moron. - Judy Sheindlin

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. - Josh Lieb

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. - Samuel Goldwyn

There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics. - Umberto Eco

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself. - Lee Kuan Yew

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out. - Scott Adams

Nature abhors a moron. - H. L. Mencken

Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons. - Christopher Hitchens

All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish. - Vivienne Westwood

Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons. - Rudy Rucker

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst. - Agatha Christie

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron. - Bill Bryson

The moron who thought love was forever. - Daniel Handler

Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons. - Giles Deacon

Only morons start a business on a loan? - Mark Cuban

Geniuses don't become geniuses until they find the right moron to compare themselves to. - James McGregor

All morons hate it when you call them a moron. - J. D. Salinger

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