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45+ Monkey Quotes

It's believed monkeys are our ancestors. Monkeys are cute . They are the closest cousin of human in the nature. Enjoy these 45+ monkey quotes and sayings.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Robert Benchley
The problem is to keep the monkey mind from running off into all kinds of thoughts. Lee Kuan Yew
You never monkey with the truth. Ben Bradlee
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. Malcolm de Chazal
I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents. Prince Charles
Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life. Douglas Coupland
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. Winston Churchill
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. George Carlin
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh. Lorne Michaels
The responses of the baby monkey are very similar to those of a human baby. Harry Harlow
A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop. Robert Hughes
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years! Pat Paulsen
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. Alvah Bessie
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. James Goldsmith
Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. Dorothy Salisbury Davis
The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence. William Henry Hudson
No one is out to get you. It's just that... people are monkeys. Stan Brakhage
There are quite a few actors in the business who are much more difficult than kids or monkeys. Paul Hogan
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. Tracy Morgan
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. Marlon Wayans
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. Henry James
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? Stephen Baldwin
By trying often the monkey learns to jump from the tree. African Proverb
Space. It seems to go on and on forever. Then you get to the end, and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you. Phillip Fry
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage. H.L. Mencken
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. Joseph Sidwell
If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero. Amit Kalantri
Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey. Doug Dorst
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. Winston Churchill
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race. Henry Ward Beecher
Monkey, an arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. Ambrose Bierce
Even monkeys fall from trees. Chris Bradford
Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness. W. Winwood Reade
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. George Carlin
If you look at the monkeys, you can learn many things about the men; if you look at the men, you can learn many things about the madness! Mehmet Murat ildan
A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. Suzy Kassem
It is not a monkey, not an ape and not a human, but it's a common ancestor of them all. Russell L. Ciochon
It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous. Kevin Bacon
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. Albert Einstein
Year by year, the monkey's mask reveals the monkey. Matsuo Basho
It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey. Karl Pilkington
Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. Chris Roberson
Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions. Nabil N. Jamal
Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. Chuck Palahniuk
Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide? Terry Pratchett
We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man! Mehmet Murat ildan
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